Poor Jon! Will he ever get a girl?

Author: Hunnypot

Date: May 13, 2001

by Hunnypot
5-13-01
Hah! Tyler will never be Brad Pitt!
I have a striking resemblance to Brad Pitt!
Yes, I'm amazingly chiseled, and I can get any woman I want!
Tyler scores but gets dissed all in one statement.
Hello, would you like to shag me now?
Of course... you're Brad Pitt. I sure wish you were Tyler though, I like him more than you, Brad. Tyler is the most loved person ever!
Hah! Jon sure as hell won't ever be Tyler, much less Brad Pitt.
Jesus! Why is it always the angel dust? Always the angel dust!!
Ewwww! Leave me alone you freeky ug bug!