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by HydroDutch
9-30-02
lets follow justin quetel as he grows up....
hey little girl, want some candy?
....mommy.....
little girl goes to tell father...
daddy! scary man!
yo bitch! whos yo daddy? go fuck his brains out and make daddy some money!
justin runs across his old buddy, robert daniel...
sooo hey big boy, what you in for? ::wink::
...mommy...

 

by HydroDutch
9-30-02
gerald matures.... he visits the grave of the one he hath killed
GOD DAMMIT I HATE EVERYTHING!
fear not my son i have come to save you
he flippeth outeth
what?!?! ill show you mother fucker!!!
fuck! not again!
uh-oh! what have you done this time gerald?!
o shit!
ouch

 

by HydroDutch
10-01-02
desperate for awnsers, bongo visits church
tell me father,, why has god made me with a giant penis on my head?
well my son it is all a part of gods magnificent plan....jesus is lord
The father takes bongo inside to give him the awnsers he seeks...
dot dot dot...what possible purpose coudl there be?
let me get into my...uh...jesus clothes...you are an underage male right? brb
i don tthink bongo was prepared to find his true purpose in life....
i must be leaving now....
mmm im ready to show you your purpose, just let me take off my pants! omg im soo hot!

 

by HydroDutch
10-01-02
hammer...nails...boredom..=ub3r fuN!!11!
hmm what is there to do with this hammer and nails?
hmmmm i can help out the little guy
owie
lol silly fag! keep trying though, youll get it!
he really did give the lil guy somthing to do!
hmmm its art at its finest!
SON OF A BITCH!

 

by HydroDutch
10-01-02
round 1 ::ding ding ding::
FIRE BALL!!!!!!!!
uhhhh
your ass is mine mother fucker!!!!

 

by HydroDutch
10-01-02
round 1 ::ding ding ding::
FIRE BALL!!!!
uhhhhh
round 2 ::ding ding ding::
your mine mother fucker!!! ::pentrating penises of death::
god dammit im nailed on a fucking cross i cant do shit you stupid ass mother fucker!
satan is a dumbass
ahahahaha!! i finally win!!!
::sigh::

 

by HydroDutch
10-01-02
join the talking chicken and some guy, after smokin some 'Dro
ahhh man that shit we just smoked was kill
oh boy im so fucking high!
and the munchies come into play..
mmmmm...munchies....chicken sandwich....
damn man im fuckin.....hey why are you looking at me like that?
chiken anyone?
come here you tasty morsel .mmmm
fuck this im out....crazy white cracker

 

by HydroDutch
10-01-02
HOLY SHIT DUDE!!! look at all these shrooms i just found!!!!
dude....what did i tell you about that shit....
TASTE TEST!!!
uh.....jon?
what the fuck are you looking at?
too many shrooms!
shit...i gotta call 911 again
::drool:: afiahgngdfiynakhpenislakghksdtesticlegsihsjcheeseaoghjkg

 

by HydroDutch
10-01-02
at the trendy coffee house
life...is...so...it..such a....drag..... man
man....i wanna....sleep....forever....i loved....her sooo much...
fucking emo kids
::emo tear:: man, i have no one left now...
I HATE FUCKING EMO KIDS

 

by HydroDutch
10-02-02
baby i love you soooo much?
how much do you love me?
id do anything for you!
anything????
five minutes later......
why didnt you warn me?
ahhhhhhhhh

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