Times like this make we want to hara-kiri it up.

Author: IAmTheTerrorist

Date: November 15, 2003

by IAmTheTerrorist
11-15-03
This is a true story inspired by some horrible program I was forced to watch on television.
Well, I would hook up with you, since you're really cool, interesting, smart, and funny...
...but I was going through your closet and I saw you had really big feet. And you know what they say about men with big feet!
No.