Deaths unionised benifits package for the greater population

Author: ICY

Date: April 4, 2002

by ICY
4-04-02
Our hero now 0wns death...
I thought you'd be taller...
I get that a lot
Do I get like 3 wishes..can I have a house made out of canned spam?
No,fs,that's a leprechaun...
What DO I get then?
Life,sanctury from the grim spectre of death and a free frozen yogurt