Shape up or recieve dangerous surgery for no good reason

Author: ICY

Date: May 9, 2002

by ICY
5-09-02
Mr.ICY,I'm with the Board of Comic Strip Standards and it has come to our attention that most of your strips have been bland and unfunny..
Please rectify the situation immediatly or we will be forced to shut you down,lobotomise the creative centre of your brain and tie you to a lamppost to prevent you wandering into traffic...
Right...no pressure