Life on the Set. Part 3

Author: IHMAWTD

Date: February 2, 2005

by IHMAWTD
2-02-05
"And...ACTION!"
Mary Anne, before we get down to business, I have something to say. You see, my love, I came here to kill you. But I just can't.
*psst* Curtis...
My love for you knows no bounds. Not even I, the most despicable murderer on the planet, can kill you with this spat-
*psssst!* Curtis!
"CUT!"
WHAT?!
Your fly is open.