Turtle Wax

Author: IHMAWTD

Date: February 4, 2005

by IHMAWTD
2-04-05
My car is all dirty right? So I go to the store to get some soap and some Turtle Wax.
I look at the price of the Turtle Wax and am AMAZED at it's price. I ask the store clerk next to me "Hey, why is this stuff so expensive?"
And he says, "Because they have such tiny ears."