The Mid-Westerner's Guide to Reporting the Weather

Author: IHMAWTD

Date: August 30, 2005

by IHMAWTD
8-30-05
Well folks, today it's going to be 70 degrees. Then it's going to be 30 degrees and raining. Then it's going to be -10 degrees (-23 windchill), then it's going to shoot up to 100 degrees.
Make sure to bring along an extra sweater, some sunscreen, an umbrella, and your winter boots today.
You know. The usual.