The Metrosexual Cigarette Redux

Author: IHateSeph

Date: November 10, 2005

by IHateSeph
11-10-05
Damn... I need a smoke.
Hey you, take a big suck of me!
Err... I don't think so... I think that'd make me kinda gay. You do look gayish.
I am not gay! I am metrosexual! It's not "exactly" gayness! C'mon wrap your mouth around my filter and swallow my menthol!
And that is as much as my homosexual tolerance can stand.