The Resident Evil Reject Redux

Author: IHateSeph

Date: November 10, 2005

by IHateSeph
11-10-05
So you're suprised you got rejected for a zombie role in Resident Evil 3?
Well, come on, I am a real zombie! A REAL ZOMBIE! I don't have to act, it's just human nature.
Don't you mean ZOMBIE nature?
Yeah, WHATEVER. Point is I do everything exactly like a zombie. I don't act, I do it everyday!
And you do realize they don't hire your kind, cause you're the type that eats the cast members, and crew right?
Craft Service Table! (For those who don't know, cause you're stupid: A CST is a table on the set of a production with food on it for the crew to munch on.)