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by Ibits
4-23-03
Alone and cold, Matt sets out to right the wrongs!
Hello, I'm Matt as some of you may know from the infamous DLo's comics.
Despite what has been said, I am not an elf porn addict, I do not cyber...with loosers...and I absolutely abhor any unessesary abuse of my friends!
And yet, try as he might, Matt still ends up insulting himself...in his own comic nonetheless.
Why can't people just be nice...
Yeah, but you constantly reference your life through old sucky games, believe in a dragon as your one true God, and this title was your idea...think about it.

 

by Ibits
4-23-03
Girlfriends and Geeks
Bestfriends and Drow Squirrels
1337 and a 32-bit Superego... oh goodie...

 

by Ibits
4-23-03
Ok so you guys meet the gate guard...he says...uh... hello!
Matt c'mon. We're in an abandoned castle, I sincerely doubt we'd find anything living and furthermore due to the evil nature of this place I doubt he'd be freindly.
KILL KILL KILL!!!!1
Thanks Ben....Im so glad you pointed that out...
::Sniffle::
God, I thought this was advanced...

 

by Ibits
4-23-03
The next day at school... (BTW last night was an AD&D session and if you couldn't tell... I laugh)
God, last night at AD&D Ben got me all pissed off...and Im still ubset...even worse Drew's not here to bitch to!
Well Matt, I just so happen to have something to cheer you up! How about a joke?
Ok John, shoot!
Ok, well this polar bear walks into a bar and he says I'd like to order a drink. The bartender says what 'ill ya have, and the ploar bear says..........I'll have a beer...
::Immense Laughter:: Oh Mah GOD!!1 That joke is the r0xx0rs!
...Then the bartender hands him one and asks what was with the pause, and the polar bear responds, well, I'm a polar bear... Your a good man Matt.

 

by Ibits
4-24-03
Armed with his scaring proficiency +5, Matt sets out to have some fun.
Hey Drew, see Lysse. I think I'm gonna go scare the Midevil out of her.
That would be amusing, just pick up any plague when your done.
Slowly he sneaks up on the unsuspecting woman...
BOOOOOOO!!!!1
Do dee dum... I wonder if Legolas and Strider would ever like to...
Too bad Matt forgot women had claws.
MY EYES!!! All I see is red! How am I ever gonna be able to watch star trek again!
Eeeep!

 

by Ibits
4-24-03
Just another day at Tech
So you're saying it's perfectly normal, Kathryn?
Well...as odd as it is, we've all come to understand it.
It just seems...so...unnatural
Well Matt you know the ol' proverb. Nothing can come between a man and his machine.
Hey has anyone seen where I left Lucy?
EWWW!!! Who left a drill covered with primer in the guy's dressing room?

 

by Ibits
4-27-03
Deep in the sanctity of propland...
Oh my goodness Matthew!
::POOF!::
So anyway, I says to Mabel...
Are you sure its just not the actors fault?
Guahaha it is I! The one who comes and make techies stand around doing nothing in a hot working environment while actors stumble about forgetting lines and whatnot. Your lives are mine!!!
So this is why it's referred to as techie hell weekend!

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