The same thing happens in a million bars everywhere

Author: IceWave

Date: February 24, 2006

by IceWave
2-24-06
Look at me! Look at me! Oh please turn around and look at me!
Why won't you look at me? I'm sexy as all hell, and I didn't even wear any panties tonight. PLEEEEAAAASE look at me!
1 microsecond after turning in her general direction...
What the fuck are you staring at?! Can't a woman go to the bar and just enjoy herself without every horny and desperate guy eye raping her?!
Don't flatter yourself sweetie, I was just looking around to see if I could figure out where that rotten tuna smell was coming from.