Thundah thighs

Author: Icewing_X

Date: November 9, 2001

by Icewing_X
11-09-01
Mom's home!
Do these pants make me look fat?
I...
Someone's got crabs!
Son, give me a straight answer!
Do I have to?
The brutal truth...
Do these pants make me look fat, dammit!?
No, mom, your ass does.