Jesus in the Sky with Diamonds

Author: Icewing_X

Date: November 15, 2001

by Icewing_X
11-15-01
More Jesus Fun
It's you! It's really you!
You don't say, ol' chap.
It's Harry Potter!
I've read all your books, Harry. I really love you...uhm...I mean, your...uh...that is to say...can I have an autograph?
Sorry, bloke, but I only give those out to little nippers. Pip, pip.
Harry's an anti-American communist bastard.
THEN, DIE, HEATHEN! In the name of all that is Christian and good, I will put an end to your Satanic, wiccan ways!
Bloody--! This is the third time t'day I 'ave been threatened by men in nappies on sticks. America is a sodding wankfest.