Benched - pt. 5

Author: Icewing_X

Date: November 16, 2001

by Icewing_X
11-16-01
Ever wonder what squirrels chirp about?
I like big nuts, and I cannot lie. Some other rodents can't deny. When a tree walks in with an itty, bitty trunk and some round stuff on its junk, you get sprung!
Congrats. You are the most pathetic animal I've ever met.
No, me neither.
What? Nuts are the best thing ever.
Clearly, you've never had sex.
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Loser.