Weekend Update...without Norm McDonald

Author: Icewing_X

Date: November 23, 2001

by Icewing_X
11-23-01
In other news...
In a recent interview with PopImage, writer Mark Millar revealed that Ultimate Juggernaut is not only Xavier's half brother, but also his son!
The author went on to say that 'Ultimate Juggs' enjoys having anal sex with Australian Pigmee goats.
Hop on!
Knew I just had to get you drunk first...
Update: Eric Moreels has been smiling for the past seventy-two hours.
I'm only this big!