Christmas in the Ghetto - pt. 1

Author: Icewing_X

Date: December 8, 2001

by Icewing_X
12-08-01
Twas the night before Christmas in the ghetto...
Ho, Ho, HO! Which ho want to sit on Santa Dawg's lap?
Hi, Santa!
HOT DIGGITY! You just want Santa Dawg axed for for Chrimmus! C'mon ovah he'e, baybay, sit down on my lap. Don't mind them bumps; that just my costume.
Golly, I dunno, Santa. I'm a little old to be sitting on laps.
Stupid white crackah bitch! How 'bouts you just give Santa Dawg one o' them lap dances, then?