Benched - Holiday Special

Author: Icewing_X

Date: December 16, 2001

by Icewing_X
12-16-01
'Tis that season...
I saw mommy kissing Santa Claus undearneath the misseltoe.
Then, she pulled down his draws, and he called her a skanky ho.
I wonder what my dad would say...
If he saw...
Santa getting a B,J....
From my maw.