The Best Tour...Ever!

Author: Icewing_X

Date: February 9, 2002

by Icewing_X
2-09-02
Hello and welcome.
Wizelcomes to dah wondahful worl' of moduhn historizy. On my lef' be the firs' embronzed man. Don' min' him. He always stiff 'round dah ladeez.
Eep.
An', ovah he'e be's a a monument t' Fight Club. Why he be gettin' his ass kicked by his own hand beyond me, dawgs. I'd do it fuh him jus' as eazay.
I am Jack's Cold Sweat. Bob, Bob had bitch tits. Single Serving Friend.
Las' but not leashed, this the sweetitest thang since my granny oatmeal raisum cookie. I presen' da...Firs' Rabbit Hookah!
These buck teeth don't munch for free. Carrot sucking is two dollars per inch. Want to see my fluffy cotton? That's extra.