Fartsworth - #2

Author: Idle

Date: November 9, 2002

by Idle
11-09-02
Fartsworth - #2
HEHEHE - Hey, y'know.. I'm not drunk, I just look like this on T.V! *BUUURP* But, I like your.. wow. Aren't those DING DONGS?
Oh, yeah - YEAH! They are! Fresh! Here, hold 'em before you eat 'em!
I like how you play, soldier - y'know, really.. drunk.. *squish, squish* HUH HUH, C'mon, y'know what I really want!
Oh, I SHO doooo...
From behind! *chomp, squish, chomp* This kinda taste like... lights... fuzzy... dear me...
Sure thing, dadd'AY - lemmie just get this light here *SMACK* so I can see where I'm gonna *SMACK* be going and then just...