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lol
by Ima_realist, 11-02-06

 

Thanks to her super-mega deflecto- shield; little Suki was able to avoid the tramp's piss.
by Ima_realist, 11-02-06

 

by Ima_realist
11-02-06
In the crime ridden streets of moss-side; who perpetrated this brutal murder?
The gun-toting kangaroo? Perhaps Satan? Both have a motive and both were seen in the area prior to the shooting...
Ah, of course.
Blap, lol

 

by Ima_realist
11-02-06
England.
Trick or treat!
Aaah! Children wearing masks! Uh, is that a knife? Here, take my money, just don't set fire to my car!
Iraq.
Trick or treat!
......
China.
Trick or treat!
YOU! BACK TO WORK!

 

by Ima_realist
11-03-06
If only Noah's family were left after the flood, wouldn't that mean incest was the foundation of humanity?
Get out.

 

by Ima_realist
11-03-06
Surely the resulting birth defects from in-breeding on such a staggering scale would have crippled mankind in it's infancy?
Get out.

 

Also, th...
Just go.
by Ima_realist, 11-03-06

 

I am the prophet Mohammed.
by Ima_realist, 11-03-06

 

No matter how long he stared, Batman never came.
by Ima_realist, 11-03-06

 

by Ima_realist
11-03-06
Here's a good one; What did God say to the blackman?
I don't know, what did God say to the blackman?
Nothing. He doesn't exist.
!
lol

 

by Ima_realist
11-03-06
On the mean streets of Detroit...
What's the difference between me and you? You talk a good one - but you don't do wat you supposed to do, I act on wat I feel and never deal wit emotions. I'm used to livin big dog style, str8 coastin'
So what's the difference between us? We can start at the penis. Or we can scream, "I Just Don't Give a Fuck," and see who means it!
So whats the difference between me and you!?!
You're white.

 

The world stare-out championship was well underway....
by Ima_realist, 11-03-06

 

Despite a warm penis, Chad died from hyperthermia moments later.
by Ima_realist, 11-03-06

 

by Ima_realist
11-04-06
Upon The Windswept Yorkshire Moors...
HEATHCLIFF!!
CATHY!!
TOBOR!!!
Aargh!

 

:)
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by Ima_realist, 11-05-06

 

by Ima_realist
11-05-06
SUCK MY FUCKING COCK YOU NIGGER LOVING QUEER! YOUR MOTHER GARGLES CUM IN HELL!!!
Jesus...
lol

 

by Ima_realist
11-06-06
A sweatshop in downtown Liaoning...
Hi. I can make fifty four pairs of shoes an hour.
On a good day I can even make sixty. This earns me an extra $.50
Then there are days when i ca...
LESS TALKIE!! JUST DO IT! DIDI MAO!!

 

by Ima_realist
11-14-06
You wanna buy some folded pieces of paper, bro?
nah.
Buy my Goddamn paper!
you're fucking crazy!

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