Lost Pants Lost Brain

Author: Iml_91

Date: January 23, 2003

by Iml_91
1-23-03
uh... excuse me, but can you tell me if you,ve seen my pants... they just ran this way
You have hearts on your boxers.
Dude, it's not hearts, ok? It's like polka dots, ok? They just, like, smudged, you know?
You have Gatorade! And I ate a pair of sweatpants on my way over here to be boring and stupid!
Oh. That's sad there, dude. I'm missing a pair of khakis and this is a bottle of urine for my doctor's appointment. Would you like a sample, jerk?
I'm sorry. My mom said I'm not allowed to take urine samples from strangers. But if you're still missing your pants, I could throw the sweatpants up if you want, dude...