Things I say in the pub. And what I really mean...

Author: Ineluki

Date: May 17, 2005

by Ineluki
5-17-05
Translation provided by Eric the Chimp.
It's your round, mate.
You haven't bought a round all night, you cheapskate bastard!
Graagghhh, loorrrughh, hnnnngghh, brriiifggh. Bibble.
I've had 12 pints and can neither see nor speak. If you're female, wanna come back to mine and play hide the salami? If you're male, buy me more beer.
In reponse to the question "Are you looking at my girlfriend's tits?"
No.
Yes.