Things I say at work. And what I really mean...

Author: Ineluki

Date: May 17, 2005

by Ineluki
5-17-05
Translation once again generously provided by Eric the chimp.
Sorry, I'm late boss.
I'm not sorry at all. I hate this pissy excuse for a career and could happily have stayed in bed till lunchtime.
Hi. How was your weekend?
I couln't give a toss about you or your pathetic social life, but it's better than working. So go ahead, bore the shit out of me...
Sure, I'll get right on it boss.
Why the fuck do I have to do this? A trained babboon could do this, so why don't they hire one?