Yes, the source is old hat, but I like the application.

Author: Interlocking_Man

Date: February 18, 2004

Accounting major pick-up lines.
Hey there, lady!
Um, hey.
I could drive a Hummer through your loophole, if you know what I mean.
*blush*
Sweet, now I'll add worksheet A to the mix and she's mine!
Hmm, free tax filing...