Six-Year-Old News

Author: Interlocking_Man

Date: March 15, 2004

http://www.mindspring.com/~toxiccow/14_0033.html
Well, Abner Stoltzfus, what do you want to do now that we're out of jail?
I do not know, Abner King Stoltzfus, what do you want to do?
I was thinking about doing something farm-related...
Ironically, so was I...
Well, I am the King, so what I say goes. Ha ha ha.
That's it; I'm done being Amish. Back to drug-dealin'.