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| Bill Clinton is hiding something from us, folks. Yes, the good, down-to-earth people in the Dakotas are being finangled into a secret so insipid, so far-reaching, that every day they wake up and wish | |
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| --wish that they were dead. You see, Mr. Clinton, being the forward-thinking liberal that he is, has passed a secret bill through the Democrat's secret wing of the government. | |
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| This bill allows for our government to mine for alien skeletons in the desert and sell the DNA to terrorists. | |
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