Canadian Doctors Don't Wash Their Hands

Author: Intoxicatious

Date: June 12, 2007

by Intoxicatious
6-12-07
Who's our next patient?
Mr. Kennedy. I can't wait to cut open another person. Let's go!
Doctor, shouldn't you wash your hands first?
Oh, c'mon. You know that soap feels funny. Besides, what's the worst that can happen?
MORGUE
Why did you call me into the morgue just to tell me that Mr. Kennedy checked out fine?
Oh, this is where I have sex with all of the nurses.