Massachusetts Confused Over Gay Marriage

Author: Intoxicatious

Date: June 14, 2007

by Intoxicatious
6-14-07
Boston, Massachusetts
Okay, class. Today we're going to do some simple math equations. Can anyone tell me what one penis plus one vagina equals?
A free passage into Heaven?
That's right. Now, can anyone tell me what one penis plus another penis equals?
It should be equal to the first equation.
WRONG! It equals eternal damnation in hellfire.
Don't take it out on him, Sister. He's Canadian.