True Stories from the Mandarin

Author: Intoxicatious

Date: June 14, 2007

by Intoxicatious
6-14-07
An Optomist would view a glass of water as half full.
A Pessimist would view the same glass as half empty.
A Realist would know that an Asian woman would stop by every fucking five seconds to fill it to the top and ruin all philosophy.