Why Intoxicatious Shouldn't Buy an iPhone

Author: Intoxicatious

Date: June 17, 2007

by Intoxicatious
6-17-07
I heard you spent your "moving out of my parents' basement" money to buy an iPhone.
I did, but this phone has so many awesome features. Here, lemme show you the MP3 player and then the calendar.
You seem to be struggling.
No, no. If I just press this button and rub the screen I can access the menu and then use voice commands to... Nope, now I'm calling someone. Damn, this has a lot of features.
I hope one of those features is an apartment.
I don't have to take this from you. I'm going home. I think my mom is making meatloaf tonight.