Thomas the Tank Engine Toys

Author: Intoxicatious

Date: June 18, 2007

by Intoxicatious
6-18-07
Somewhere in Canada
Oh my God, eh. My baby has lead poisoning from a Thomas the Tank Engine toy, eh. I need to call the authorities, eh.
Your lead toys are killing Canadians. They're upset with us. It'll be like 1812 all over again.
I hope so. They attack us, we win the war, then we steal their Healthcare. It's my new Healthcare plan... Like it?