Breast Cancer Comes From Dad's Side

Author: Intoxicatious

Date: June 19, 2007

by Intoxicatious
6-19-07
They say that breast cancer comes from the father.
Why are you looking at me like that? I didn't give you breast cancer. Why would I give you breast cancer? I've never even touched your breasts...
???
Okay, so I crept into your room one night and gave you breast cancer. Happy!?