United Airlines' Computers Crash

Author: Intoxicatious

Date: June 21, 2007

by Intoxicatious
6-21-07
I'm sorry, sir. Our computer system is down for some reason.
Meanwhile...
Oh no. It's just William Shatner again.
You take this one.
There was something on the wing. I chased him down here and he told me to cut all of the wires.
It must be tough being a washed up actor. Okay, come on, Mr. Shatner. We're taking you back to the institution.