Roman Candles

Author: Intoxicatious

Date: July 1, 2007

by Intoxicatious
7-01-07
Officials are talking about curbing sales on Roman candles.
What's a Roman candle?
Those things that punk kids who think they're cool go around shooting each other with.
THAT'S a Roman candle? Wow!
What?
Nothing. It's just that... Candle technology has come a long way. No wonder Rome burnt to the ground.