The Financial Post Prints Weird Stories

Author: Intoxicatious

Date: July 4, 2007

by Intoxicatious
7-04-07
Which is why I think Al Gore is an alien.
Mr. Foster, you know you can't print that, right? We print fact not opinion.
But, sir, it is fact.
There are no such things as aliens. Which reminds me. Excuse me.
Honey, I forgot to take the pot roast out of the freezer.
Don't worry. I did it for you. See you when you get home. Kisses!