Metallica vs Internet

Author: Intoxicatious

Date: November 3, 2007

by Intoxicatious
11-03-07
Listen, Internet. you better stop putting up illegal copies of our songs, or else.
Or else what...?
Um...
That's what I thought, Mr. Hetfield. Let me just change your Wikipedia page here...
What? No! I was never a ballet dancer at age seven. This will tarnish my career. Damn you, Internet. You're just too damn strong...