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by Ishtitoon
8-07-01
Yo Wooman, whats bothering you? Not your own self.
Help Me Beechu, I need that guy at any cost!!!!
Aaaaaaoooowww! Hes so sexy...I need to have him with me NOW!!!!!
Simple Wooman! to attract a man, wear a perfume called 'New Car Interior.'

 

by Ishtitoon
8-07-01
Yo Wooman, whats bothering you? Not your own self.
Help Me Beechu, I need that guy at any cost!!!!
Aaaaaaoooowww! Hes so sexy...I need to have him with me NOW!!!!!
Simple Wooman! to attract a man, wear a perfume called 'New Car Interior.'

 

by Ishtitoon
8-07-01
What do I do Beechu.. she does not listen to me EVER.. I am so frustated !!!
Thass Cool Man! If you want your spouse to listen and pay strict attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep!
Yeah! I guess you are right. Thx. see ya later.
Bye Boy! all luck to ya.
Help a man when he is in trouble and he will remember you when he is in trouble again!!!

 

by Ishtitoon
8-08-01
..hmmm..yeah... he should be like..ummmm...
..caring, sensitive, who loves cats, n loves to dress n...
whaddya mean? you wanna gay?
Ouch !!!!!

 

by Ishtitoon
8-08-01
Marriage is love n Love is blind.
Marriage is an institution. Therefore...
..Marriage is an institution for the blind.

 

by Ishtitoon
8-08-01
If you can still count your money....
......you dont have a billion dollars !!!

 

by Ishtitoon
8-09-01
Veni
I Came....
Veni
I Came....
Veni
I Came....

 

by Ishtitoon
8-09-01
Benchy Thoughts
I wonder who is going to rest his arse on me today
I wonder what they think about! Spending hours together.
Think we benches have no life. No breathing space!!!
Benchy Thougts
Who cares if they sit. I was created by GOD to accomodate their seat.....
....but could someone ask them to put perfume on their backsides. They stink of shit. Why the arse for me?.

 

by Ishtitoon
8-09-01
KobainClone sees cute chick across the room.....decides to make the move......
Like...uh.....ummmm..Wassup babe?
Well,you tell me....you got the stuff that goes up....and down all the f****** time....
Well, give it up Rocker she's a spitfire........
I wuz just wonderin' if...uhhh..ya know.....
C'mon loser.... I ain't got the whole freakin' day fer ya
LOSER......brush up on that pick-up line dude!!!!!!!!!
Can i ...like...uhhh...get into your pants???
Soowwwwwwweee....there's already an arsehole there......

 

by Ishtitoon
8-09-01
ow could the management manage to get their math wrong
Everyone knows that a zero before the number does not make a difference, but after the number........
OK let me go over the contract again
....I was said the first of evrymonth and it's the 10th.....I wonder
Did you get you paycheck, MAN?
PAYCHECK!!!!!!! What's that? The company is benching us all........

 

by Ishtitoon
8-09-01
Beechu, you must learn how to cook...like I do
I am sure your mom must have been a good cook.
Oh yeah? My mother's menu had two choices:
Take it or leave it !!!

 

by Ishtitoon
8-09-01
Beechu, you must learn how to cook...like I do
I am sure your mom must have been a good cook.
Oh yeah? My mother's menu had two choices:
Take it or leave it !!!

 

by Ishtitoon
8-09-01
Hapiness is all about ......
....having a husband and a large, loving, caring, close-knit family...
.... in another city !!

 

by Ishtitoon
8-13-01
In a Chatroom !!!!
Hi, wanna chat ?
eh! whaddya think I'm here for?
A S L ?
I'm not an asshole. You are!
Some people just dont grow up !!!

 

by Ishtitoon
12-29-03
Serious Thoughts
Early to Bed .... Early to Rise ....
Serious Thoughts
Work like Hell ....
Serious Thoughts
and Advertise !!!

 

by Ishtitoon
12-29-03
Age brings in Wisdom.
not really...
Sometimes age comes Alone !!!

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