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by Isocish
4-16-02
QUAAARK!
AAAARGH!
QUAAARK!
OH NO!!
CUT! uggggh this bits dying...
QUAAARK!
OH MY GOSH!

 

by Isocish
4-16-02
wooooooooo....
INDYY!!!!
woooooOOOOO.....
PLEASE!! HEEEELP!!
For gods sake! He got carried away again!
AAAARGH! I SUMMON THE DEMONS OF SHAKKALAH!!! WOOOOO!
Not again....

 

by Isocish
4-16-02
Action!
grrrrrrr
RUN CHILD! SAVE YOURESELF!!
grrrRRRRR
YOU SHALL NOT PAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSS
You'll only get this if you've seen the film....
RAGH! Oh GOD! My foot! My..My...little toes all bent the wrong way!

 

by Isocish
4-17-02
Ive got to destroy my chip, by submerging in the molten steel...
NO! PLEASE!!
Ok, I'll stay! We can play softball and go to the park and feed birds and then you can take me to your little friends and your girlfriend...
errrrmmm...
Ouch
LOWER HIM DOWN!!

 

by Isocish
4-17-02
A voice is heard in the distance: WAAAAIIIT!!!
Brian, you are the son of god!
No i'm not....
THIS MOVIE IS AGAINST CHRIST!!
Why?, At the begining of the film, it clearly depicts Jesus christ in another stable! That is the only time Jesus is depicted! I mean Brian is not the Mesiah it's all a fucked-up misunderstanding!!
CUT!
.....I just wanted to get your attention.....can I sleep with you?

 

by Isocish
4-17-02
A voice is heard: WAAAAAAIIIIIT!!
You are the son of god!
No im not
Wait a minute!
Oh for gods sake, not another one saying that this movie is against christ! Look, it clearly states in the film that brian is not the messiah!!
CUT!
I was just getting your attention....can I sleep with you?

 

by Isocish
4-19-02
When elvis was alive...
Hi Elvis
Yo
When elvis was dead...
awwwww
When elvis was alive...(?)
Hi Elvis
Yo

 

by Isocish
4-19-02
You must listen to me! I'm Elvis! There was just a mix-up of forms at the mourque! I have been drinking heavily and have forgot to put on my pants...
Oh, I see...get in the line...
Line?
I Elvis more than you!

 

by Isocish
4-22-02
AAAAGH!!! Oh...am...I....DEAD!?
I'm sorry Mr Presley there has been a mistake...
I'm not supposed to be dead!? I'm Gonna be given a second chance! YES!!
Uh.....
Oh...

 

by Isocish
4-22-02
I sit in the trash and pick my nose and think of wonderful things...
...of rollers, weed pot-smoking and stuff so I snuff my white powder all day...
ooooohhhhh...

 

by Isocish
4-23-02
I sit in the trash and pick my nose and travel to far of places....
....to frace and spain and....
....what else is there?

 

by Isocish
4-23-02
I sit in the trash and pick my nose and think of many crazy things...
Of me and you and of Tony Blair who really needs some friends.....
....like me....

 

by Isocish
4-30-02
Right old chum, DexX has a plan....
Oh god
Our first assasionation will be...
Here's anothere hopeless effort to make the world a better place by killing an amazingly decent person...
We are to assasionate....Bill Gates Inventor of the X Box!
I stand corrected

 

by Isocish
4-30-02
We are to assasionate him on the Microsoft parade 2002!
Oh, won't he have barracades of bodygaurds?
What you think were gonna use a measly sniper rifle?
We are to assasionate him with a rocket launcher...oh shit...

 

by Isocish
4-30-02
As you know, this will change the corse of history forever! Have you got you're hearing aid in?
Yeah, yeah
This is the plan *whisper whisper*
What!?
I said, we'll go on top of the microsoft building and shoot him five times with a rocket launcher
What!?

 

by Isocish
4-30-02
Of they go to assasionate Bill Gates!
Ready? lets go!
Okay!
Are you ready with the rocket launcher?
Yeah, but I only have 10 little shells and 1 biggun'! Save that 'Till last!
one down, sixty five thousand to go heh heh!
AAAAAAAAAAARGH!!!

 

by Isocish
4-30-02
11 bombs later...
Ah, well they seem to bounce of of him. Ah well, lets go eat worms!
I CALL THE MUD!!
MY EMPIRE!! NOOOO!!!!
Heh heh....beam me up scotty!
THE END

 

by Isocish
5-04-02
Why must you make fun of me so?!
Hah hah!
Is it because of my hair my muscles my teeth!? Tell me cruel donkey!
Heh heh what? You have none of that.
Why must you make fun of me so?!
Hah hah!

 

by Isocish
5-04-02

 

by Isocish
5-06-02
My freind, my friend o why the hammer why the nail is thoust unhappy?
Why is thou so angry? Come, sit with me on this wonderful path of glory...
*sniff*

 

by Isocish
5-06-02
The question...
This is missys help line how can I abuse you?
The internet is slow, what causes that?
That can only be caused by u looking a porn...
Wu-Oh
I'll need your name for our records...
*Click*

 

by Isocish
5-07-02
This is missies help line, how may I abuse you?
My mouse is at the edge of the mouse-mat and I want to move m cursor to the right.
Have you tried rebooting your computer without saving your file?
Yeah, several times.
You need our $800 mouse upgrade, you can find it at www.gimp.com
...but...

 

by Isocish
5-07-02
Oh, alas I have the runs, all squity and slimy they are...
Oh, alas I'm at my death bed, never to speak the sweet sound of poems again...
clap clap

 

by Isocish
5-08-02
Heh heh, that comunist sure did scream...
Yeah, what shall we do next?
Lets commit...
....rape?
Good idea! but who too?...someone famous...someone good looking....someone it would be worth raping......ARNOLD SCHWASONEGGER!
at last an excuse to wear make-up

 

by Isocish
5-24-02
Quick, come on Jason sumduddies stolen yur truck!
Well, i'd better, go phone the police, *Sigh*
Hurry boy!
Yeah, yeah
Operator, give me the number for 911

 

by Isocish
5-24-02
Y'know what I love about russians?
Nope.
Ummmm....
Oh yeah!

 

by Isocish
5-28-02
Noticed all the MP3 players at Ces?
I think the only damn thing I didn't see that wasn't MP3 capable was tampons!
1...2...3...4...5..6...7...8...9 EYES....wonder how many TAMPONS he'd need.
And condoms and dildo's...not that I'd want them...heh...

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