Reaper: part XXXVIII

Author: Italiano

Date: January 20, 2010

by Italiano
1-20-10
"Goodmorning, people of the American civilization! Welcome to Mr. Gray's talkshow! Today we're gonna talk to Mr. Lance Hutbury, owner of the great product "Making my face pretier"!"
"So Mr. Hutbury, what makes your product so special? HUTBURY: 'Wel, I think my product works a hundred procent good and for real, it makes people comfortable in their skin!' Wonderfull, Mr. Hutbury!"
Anything else to say, Mr. Hutbury? HUTBURY: 'Yes, my product is especialy NOT made for gays. So gays, if your watching this right now, FUCK OFF MY STORE!'