Can I get a knife, please?

Author: Italiano

Date: January 21, 2010

by Italiano
1-21-10
Welcome to "Fast Food", what would it be?
Do you have any knifes?
Sir, this is a restaurant.
There have to be knifes in a restaurant, right?
We don't sell them. Besides, where do you need a knife for?
That's a 'black' secret!