All comics by Ixxi

 

by Ixxi
6-23-02
Once a day Fenya was bored...
Khan! Look! I signed up to your game...
Mkay... Have fun, Fenya.
After 15 minutes...
Sweetie... Move me to your galaxy! Yes? Pleeeeaaase...
Okay! Sure, babe...
10 minutes later...
AARG. Defend me!!! NOW!
*Sigh*, I knew it!!!

 

by Ixxi
6-23-02
LGM was alone this late evening. Her wingmate was off.
Errm... Ok, i`m right in time! Claiming target. Claimed! Scanning target. Scanned! Calculating battle. Done! LT 6:30!
Next morning 6:30. Twist is back.
Ok, Twist. I did very well. Everything is fine. Just do what i tell u.
Fine! I told u it isn´t that hard is it? Let´s send our fleets.
Some hours later, first battletick.
It wasn´t me!!!
AAARG!!! What EXACTLY did u mean with 'very well' and 'fine' ????????

 

by Ixxi
6-23-02
Danne joins the channel...
Hello! Anyone here??
Yepp...
Hi Kobalt. What did u do in the Internet today??
...
Hello?? Anyone here?? Someone who wants to play '4 in a row' with me?? ... Hello?!

 

by Ixxi
6-23-02
It´s early in the morning. Belar and LGM have a problem.
Where´s Kobalt? We are under attack!
Dunno... Idling.
In the afternoon in their home galaxy.
Finally, late in the evening...
Hi peeps! Whats up?

 

by Ixxi
6-23-02
Belar and BoH meet in the channel...
Hi BoH! What´s up?
Hmm. Hmmm. I slept 2 hours last night.
Belar is concerned.
Uhh! Incomings? How did it go?
Well...
Could be better...
Put your hands up, slave! Harhar!

 

by Ixxi
6-23-02
Kalameus is doing well. But he cares about the future.
Yeah! I´m the #1 planet! But damn... Unimog is second and near behind me. This is definitly NOT good!
... What?
There is an solution.
Unimog! Let´s make an alliance!
Errm. Okay. We call it CoP.
But... 1 day later.
I´m CoP... Me too... Me too... We are allied! ... We too!!! ... U can´t attack us! I´m CoP too! ...
WTF??? Is there ANY target left which is NOT CoP-tagged??? FFS!

 

by Ixxi
6-23-02
MIG is thinking.
Ok... I don´t do anything illegal. Well I have a dirty gal picture. I have multiple accounts. I made some wrong bug reporting... But...
Finally...
I have to tell the world i´m totally innocent. Yeah I know!! I write in the forum: ´PlZzZz DoNt BaN mE mR.AdMiN´
And in all other threads too: ´PlZzZz DoNt BaN mE mR.AdMiN´. *Clickadiclick*
Mr. Admin is doing his job and typing.
*Clickadiclick*
´Banned for spamming the forum.´

 

by Ixxi
6-23-02
Sweetheart, come to bed!
Yeah. Soon. I have to wait for the battletick. Calculating losses and gained roids and so on. U know?
*Sigh*, i wish the old times back when she said ´Headache!´ or something like this...

 

by Ixxi
6-23-02
As always Fenya is curious.
Belar, tell me. Who is winning this round?
Can´t say yet. It´s totaly balanced.
Ahh. Ok... What are u doing atm.?
Trying to find defence for our gal.
I see. And..?
It´s a f*cking shit. Seems to be all our allies get permanent incommings! We didn´t attack for days!

 

by Ixxi
6-23-02
A day in #cop as usual. Belar is wondering.
Someone know who this guy Xaja is?
LGM and Khan don´t know.
No idea!
Me neither...
Well. He is now here for almost an half year. Khan, u should implement auto-op for him, k?

 

by Ixxi
6-23-02
Fenya implemented her webcam. MIG is amused.
Fenya, your cat is fat!
Fenya doesn´t agree.
No, she isn´t! It´s the cutest cat ever.
Meow...

 

by Ixxi
6-23-02
Hi. I´m Kobalt.
I´m LGM. And i´m baaaad!
I´m Belar. And I´ll own u all. T&P rocks!
Hi! This channel belongs to me!!
Hi. I´m Fann. And LGM belongs to me!!
Hi. I´m Fenya. How old are u?

 

by Ixxi
6-23-02
Hi. I´m KalameuS. I´m the devil itself.
I´m MIG. And talk english!!!
I´m Danne. What did u done today?
I´m BetrayerOfHope. Yeah, i know u are are enemies. But I trust u. Really!
The right one is Xaja.
I´m Unimog. Some new games up?

 

by Ixxi
6-23-02
Khan is wondering.
´Off´??? Who is that guy?
Khan understands.
It´s Kobalt!
Ahh! KoBUG!
???

 

by Ixxi
7-03-02
Krigaren joins the channel and meets Belar.
Yo. Yeah! I´ll beat them all. They are n00bs. I´ll kill them. ---- Alliance?! They will be an ex-alliance soon. Harhar!
Yeah... Right... Hmmhm... Yes! Sure...
Some days later. New Round in myphppa. Krigi is pratteling.
Hey Belar!! Did u see, what they did? Harhar, such n00bs... I got double as much roids as they got... LOL!
Only some seconds later at his home planet...
Errm... §&%$&, what happend?
*Sigh*, u shouldn´t talk that much...

 

by Ixxi
9-15-02
Once evening. Mod is a lil bit scared.
Uhm. Khan, I noticed some scans...
She hopes for some defense...
Those evil scans!
Yeah. Will u help me?
But...
Sure. *Clickedeclick* ... Adding 30k Wave Reflectors for 1:1:2...

 

by Ixxi
9-19-02
Admin had a look at the gal screen of 1:1.
Errrrrm! MOD!!! U got 20 roids more them ME?!!!
Yeah... But.. Admin. It was a mistake. Really... I swear.......
He used his admin tools.
Ahhh. Shut up!! Feel my revenge!
Aaaaarg!!!!
And got his revenge.
Don´t do it again! Never, NEVER again!
Errm. Ok! *shiver*

 

by Ixxi
9-27-02
Two heros after their mission in galaxy 1:1...
Harhar! Yess, we got it!! We have HOLY ROIDS!!
Yeah yeah. Stop talking ffs! Drive faster!!
But suddenly...
AAAAAAARRRRGGGG!!!
...
... Damn! I knew it were mines....

 

by Ixxi
10-03-02
Mod and Admin after one week holidays in Mexico. Pacific coast.
Oh Khan! It´s wonderfull here isn´t it?
Yeah, the ocean, the sun, the white sand on this beach. Really beautyfull...
It´s great! I don´t miss anything here...
Well... My laptop probably... With an internet connection...
I saw an internet cafe downtown... We can go there when... Khan? ... KHAN?!

 

by Ixxi
11-14-02
Havoc just started.
Finally we got the resources. It´s a lot! It´s fun!!! Don´t know what to build... I´ll kill them all!
Let´s bash someone. Have my fleet ready in 5 ticks! - I´m under attack!! AARG!
At the same time in another universe....
How much did u give them?
More then enough...
But enough was not enough.
Are u sure? I hear them yelling through the monitor...
We need MORE resources. - I have nothing left! - Want more billions. - Don´t have E left! - Give more... More... More...

 

by Ixxi
12-01-02
A day like any other in 1:1. 1:1:2 is in trouble.
Khan!! I´m under attack. Help me!! Fast!
Fenya, you are a big girl are u? What do u think why i gave u admin access?
Errm, okay. U are right. Just deleted his fleet.
Good girl!

 

by Ixxi
12-20-02
Santa and friends during the last preparations for the distribution of presents.
What are U still doing here? Hurry up, it´s not much time left till Christmas!
I know. But... Santa... We have a problem. We can´t deliver all the presents this year!
What? Why not?
All those planets... Errm, they *fire* at us!!! It´s impossible to get through without heavy losses...
Same universe, other planet...
Incomings! They won´t give up, heh? Damn! Need more PDS! I´ll kill´em all!

 

by Ixxi
3-21-03
Khan and Fenya at the top of the Eiffeltower in Paris.
Fenya, this Eiffeltower reminds me on a Wave Amplifier.
Hmmhm.
One hour later...
...
Fenya, look! The pyramide in front of the Louvre. A Wave *Reflector*!!!
Khan? Do u miss myPHPpa?
Errm, why do u think so??

 

by Ixxi
5-12-04
One of our bravest clan trustees found something new in nukezone and tells the leader:
Ey chief. I finally got some nukes!
Thats great, mate. Make them ready. We will have an war soon.
Only one minute later...
BOOOOOM
...
Sooooon! I told u soon! Not to activate them over own territory! FFS!

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