Getting Laid, You Have No Clue

Author: Iyce

Date: November 13, 2010

by Iyce
11-13-10
Dude, It's Okay I'm gonna make sure you get laid tonight.
You, I mean you're just the delivery boy. How can a guy like you possibly know what getting laid feels like?
Trust me I know.
Hey, it's me Tom, stop making fantasies about me looking like a woman.