All comics by JBillyB

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by JBillyB
1-26-03
The first two kids...
I'm Sara. I'm the prissy girl who wants everything my way.
I'm Evan. I am the hardcore player, best of the club
Two adults...
I steal cards and sell them, or i use them. My name isn't important.
I just steal cards and pretend to use them. My name is Gabe.
Nerd and robot
I'm the brother of Evan, Todd. I do nothing but the card game but still suck.
I watch people.

 

by JBillyB
1-29-03
Hey man, heard that you were gonna get a dog.
I did, his name is Morty.
Doesn't that mean he's dead.
He is.
You imbecile.
Hey, Hey, Hey, at least now I can say I have a dog.

 

by JBillyB
1-29-03
Hey man I got the promotion.
Your a model?
Nope, I did a bad job while trying out for a model
So... what are you
I'm a computer programmer.
What made them make the desicion, the underwear or the glasses.

 

by JBillyB
1-29-03
How the hell did you give Adam a job as a computer programmer, he can't count to ten.
He said he needed a job.
Some might say your nice but...he could destroy the network by being productive, as boss I'll have to fire him.
If your gonna fire him, then I'll fire you.
You realize that I'm your boss, I'll fire you too, for threats of course.
DAMNIT

 

by JBillyB
1-29-03
James Just fired his two friends...
They currently snub him...
James starts to contemplate solutions to the problem...
So i fired you both, so what.
So one was stupid and the other threatened to fire me, maybe I'll kill them.

 

by JBillyB
1-29-03
James plans to kill the Co-Workers he fired...
The mind of a murderer works in mysterious ways.
What could happen if I kill them, will I be put in jail, will I be happy... wait now theres an idea...
The solution...
HEY GUYS, YOU WANNA GO PLAY DOOM ONLINE!!!

 

by JBillyB
1-29-03
Hey I just created a new virus that can wipe out all the data on a single computer.
HAHAHA, lets go threaten people.
Hey you, give me your lunch money or I'll erase your computer data.!!!
Touch my computer or my computer data, and I'll turn you into a squirrel.
Actually it would be fun to turn you into a squrrel anyway.
That is not cool.

 

by JBillyB
1-29-03
The quest begins...
Hey Adam, the evil computer guy turned barry into a squirrel.
Dude we gotta save him. But how...
How indeed,
We need to get him to turn Barry back.
OOH, OOH, OOH, i know how.
Yo ill give you a promotion (and then fire you) if you turn Barry back.
Cool, but I'll have you know that that promotion will make me a hire level than you, and for bribery your fired.

 

by JBillyB
1-29-03
James has just sacrificed his job to turn Barry back into a human...
I need a job.
Our only job available is a burger cook at I can't believe it's not beef. They make unique non-beef burgers.
You mean like chicken, pork, and soybean right.
...and corn, plastic, rubber, you know usual stuff.
Usual stuff!?
McDonalts and Burger Prince always use rubber, it's a burger conspiracy, rubber is cheaper than beef.

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