A weekend at the Oselands

Author: J_Mattson

Date: January 23, 2003

by J_Mattson
1-23-03
I hang out a lot at the Oselands. I suspect it has unhealthy effects on me. So i chronicled a weekend there. Saturday morning, 11:30 AM-
What the hell in I doing in this trash can?
You know the rules....You fall asleep, you get dumpstered.
Did I mention their obsession with fire?
Erik-In the future, point the hair spray AWAY from me...and you forgot the kerosene.
Me + Hammer=Graveyard.
All in all, a fun time.
I hate you.
You should have seen the look on your face when I pushed you in front of a car, dude.