Good thing he can't aim

Author: J_Mattson

Date: January 28, 2003

by J_Mattson
1-28-03
Nuke system generously provided by Microsoft.
What? We have a anti-Bushite talking in .... Brainerd, MN? Well, Nuke it!
Right away, President Bush.
Uh-oh, Josh. Looks like Bush found the Brower Bomb. We'd better take cover.
Huh? Why would we do th- Oh, Christ.
Whew. That was close.
Looks like G.W. is running his nuke system on XP. No wonder they missed.