Pretzel Terrorists

Author: J_Mattson

Date: January 29, 2003

by J_Mattson
1-29-03
PRETZEL WAGON! PRETZEL WAGON!
WAIT! Remember, Mr. President?
Ah, yes. Those pretzel terrorists almost got me one time. Bomb it.
I'll be honest: The idea tank was a little low today.
Right away, sir.
We'll show them that they can't pander their salty delights on our turf.