All comics by JaZm0n

 

by JaZm0n
9-02-02
In JaZ's Bedroom: Firo learns her lines for her show
You Still readin that book?
To be or no to be
I need sex FS!
that is the questionI
Firo is tired
Not again damnnit
Firo put the book down & get on the bed.

 

by JaZm0n
9-02-02
Not tonight babes I'm tired and I'm off to bed
I'm away out...Laterz
JaZ heads off down the bar for a drink
We be.. big pimpin, spendin G's We be.. big pimpin, on B.L.A.D.'s
He arrives at the bar with a strange welcome
WTF is that thing it looks like a rabbit with a dildo on its head?
Sup?

 

by JaZm0n
9-02-02
No offence but wtf are you?
This pimp looks like he can get me some fine pece of ass tonight
?
?!!
JaZ clearly pissed of that funny lookin muthfucka
Well?
Who you trying to get crazy with Essay? Dont you know I'm Loco!!!!!!

 

by JaZm0n
9-02-02
DildoBunny realises he may have drank too much & fucked with the wrong guy
Dont you be talkin no Funky Jive Ass Sheit to me Biatch!! or I'll bust a cap in ur ass like it ain't no thang!
Uuungh?!?
He would look good as a present for meh woman when I'm out of town on pimpin business
Sorry man don't hurt me you wouldn't hurt a family man with 30 kids would you???
JaZ takes the bunny out with his very scareh & dangerous fingah.
Take that Jivebunny muthafucka and btw I hated ur fuckin records bitch!!

 

by JaZm0n
9-02-02
JaZ later arrives home to give Firo her present b4 he goes out of town on business
She's sleepin (on the other side of that bed). I'll write her a note before I go away on official pimpin business
Early the next morning Firo reads the message pinned on the wall for Her
Hi Babes, had to go on business but left you a little bedroom present to keep you company the next few months. You will find it on ur stage
Ooh yeah a dildo

 

by JaZm0n
9-02-02
oooh yeah
ah ha ugh ugh
oooh yes
?

 

by JaZm0n
9-02-02
Yeaah that was good
I didn't know bunnies could combust though
Whats he laughing at?
hehe

 

by JaZm0n
9-02-02
Hehe
Stoner fuck
?
Scuse me you droppped your ovaries
Oh no Where I better find them
Stupid twat

 

by JaZm0n
9-02-02
Man I'm so fuckin tired. What time is it?
00:50 Man I better get some sleep
zzzzzzzzzzzzzz

 

by JaZm0n
9-03-02
Whats ur name son?
Ian
!
Dick
Step into the car please sir!
Ungh?

 

by JaZm0n
9-03-02
Sup U crazy jive turkey
Help I'm chokin' on *choke* this cereal
I better give him the "HEINEKEN" manuva
Hehe..*Choke*..*Choke*
?
I'd rather have some water

 

by JaZm0n
9-03-02
Maggie Thatcher naked
*Bring* *Bring* Yeah schools Finished
Roseanne Barr naked!
Aren't u going home today?
remembah at school getting a stiffy & not being able to leave ur chair
I would go home from school if I get rid of this stiffy or every1 leaves the damn class FFS!

 

by JaZm0n
9-03-02
I saved £200 pound j az when i booked with Funpoly
Hee Hee! lets see if this works
Getaway!
Meanwhile in lovely Cancun
YA DANCER!!! It worked

 

by JaZm0n
9-03-02
I wonder if that "Getaway" thing will work for meh?
JaZ maybe shouldn't have asked Bob after he was on his second bottle of "Buckfast".
I saved £200 when I booked with funpoly
Fuck off yah fuckin daft lying prick!
Arse!

 

by JaZm0n
9-03-02
Hey you needin' anymore whores? How much would I get paid?
I'm available as a 'Mangina' right now.
Sorry kid I don't hire Fags. Only da ladies

 

by JaZm0n
9-04-02
Finally the NG Combat Stimulatah is operable
Now to try it out
Hazzzo I am Combat Simulatah. I control ur X & Y'z now & U will be assimalated
WTF I didn't code this?

 

by JaZm0n
9-04-02
I am sick of helping the human race you are too stupid
Note to myself: Simulatah needs more epoxy resin
Muhahahahahaha
hahahaha
Feel the wrath of RoboCock

 

by JaZm0n
9-04-02
Red Alert.....Malfunction in NG Test Dept
Fuck!
WTF?
I am RoboCock. Preper to be fux0red
Will do for 5 dolla robot boy
Affirmative

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