Future School Daze

Author: Jabizo

Date: January 24, 2002

by Jabizo
1-24-02
OK class. Who can tell me why I got stuck with so many mutants in my class this year?
Oh oh! Pick me! Pick me! Or I will cast me death ray on you!
Look! I have both hands raised, so you have to pick me! If that's not enough, I've got 17 more in my locker.
Uh oh. I think my brain is trying to escape again. Good thing I applied that plastisizing lotion to my scalp this morning.
Um, Mr. Teacher, I have to go to the bathroom or I'm gonna take a dump of ash right on the floor again!