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by JackMama
12-14-02
Mortimer encounters a friendly neighborhood squirrel
Hey there cute little fella
*Squeak*
Eat me...Eat me....You know I'm tastey
Eeep!....I guess if you really want me to
Now, there's a perfectly resonable explanation for what you just saw
You're just sick.....

 

by JackMama
12-14-02
After saving up for months Mortimer has now bought and completed his Transcojoe Bot!
Yay! My Transcojoe Bot is finished. Hours of old fashion friendly fun abound!
Transcojoe Bot is on the way! Programmed and articulated to save the day!
Why Transcojoe Bot?! Why?!
Must make fun....Must make fun.....
I don't want my friend! I don't want my friend any more!
I am good. I make fun. La la la. Oh What fun

 

by JackMama
12-15-02
Things didn't quite go as planned
Why, Why did I build that robot
Now now, be strong
But but.... It wasn't supposed to go this way
And that, my friends , is how I loved and lossed

 

by JackMama
9-15-03
After much though, Mortimer is ready to move on
Maybe it's time I got on with my life. I've been in this garbage can for a year now.
This is America God damn it! I can strive to better myself and my community!
What's this? You've been recruited to the slave pits by your new insect overlords. Submit or die.....

 

by JackMama
9-16-03
Alas, so much for self advancement for Mortimer I guess
Oh, I been workin' in the salt mines, all the live long day....
.........
Ok, that's it! Screw this job! I'm on the lamb!

 

by JackMama
9-17-03
It suddenly dawns on Mortimer that he really doesn't have many job options.
I could....I could...Damn it! Why'd I have to bring down the entire world!
I can grant you any wish for the small price of your soul.....
Hmmmm
Do remember that.......
Yeah, yeah, yeah! Less jibba jabba, more wish granting!

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